Dick and Jane Drop Acid and Die

Jeff Eyres

Cosmo

Carolyn McDermott

Lamp Post Girl

Matt Mitler

Grandma

David Wells

Mr. Fork

Patrick Nimmo

Dick

C.C. Pulitzer

Jane

Mavis Harris

Naropa

Jennifer Prichard

Esalen

Luis Caballero

Ken

Frank Senger

Timothy

Paula Warden

Jackie

Kevin A. Brown

Fudge

Howard Arneson

Narrator

Johnny Coyle

Elf

Onee Tucker

Ion

John P. Connolly

Chron

Linda Hill

Jane's Mom

Dale Goodson

Jane's Dad