Top cast
Jonathan Meades
Himself - Presenter / Various Characters
Christopher Biggins
Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various
Michael Fenton Stevens
Taxi Driver
Matthew Ashforde
Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer
Katharine Page
Old Alice
Malcolm McNeill
Blind Man / Neanderthal
Nicola Morris
Game Show Assistant
Tara Flanagan
Nun #1
Chloe Billington
Nun #2 / Nymph
Lucy Tones
Nun #3
Chris Newland
Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller
Alan Denman
Salvador Dali
Simon Mulligan
Orange Pianist
Graham Millar
Blue Faced Man
Coral Meades
Young Alice
Tarek Farag
President Mobutu
Sonia Farrugia
Margaret Thatcher
Lenny Fowler
General De Gaulle
Directed by
Francis Hanly
Written by
Jonathan Meades